Found this in the local paper web site

Cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican border illegally you will be jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to – and do – die for your right to the ways and means of our constitution
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on – while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.

Things you find on the 'net!

Found this story from the Great White North.

"By The Associated Press

Published: July 23, 2010

A legislative candidate from Wisconsin can't use a profane, racially charged phrase to describe herself on the ballot, an election oversight board decided Wednesday.

Ieshuh Griffin, an independent running for a downtown Milwaukee seat in the state Assembly, wants to use the phrase, "NOT the 'whiteman's b----.'"

But the state's Government Accountability Board voted to bar that wording, agreeing with a staff recommendation that it is pejorative and therefore not allowed.

State law allows independent candidates to have five words describing themselves placed after their names on the ballot as long as it's not pejorative, profane, discriminatory or includes an obscene word or phrase.

Griffin, who is black, argued her case to the five white, retired judges on the board that regulates elections. She said the phrase was protected free speech.

"It's a freedom of expression," she said. "It's not racial. It's not a slur."

She convinced three of the judges that the wording should be allowed, but two said it should not. One judge was absent, and Griffin needed four votes to succeed. Griffin said she intends to seek an injunction in federal court."

Now just imagine a white guy trying this in Harlem, not saying there would be reverse discrimination or the Reverend Jesse calling  for a congressional committee overview. 

Well guess that is what i am saying. "Not the Black Candidates B____....."

As the Oil spills

Obama says they been involved since day one and the oil continues to spill, if bush was still in office the Dem's would be holding impeachment proceedings by now.

We have this "A Whale" in the gulf testing to see if it works, it's an Oil Skimmer the size of a sky scrapper laying down, put it to work, can not hurt the situation if it is only 50% effective better than nothing.

President fires the General he said was the man he wanted, and put the man he replaced back in charge.

Israel is allowing consumable goods into the Gaza Strip now. Lets see what the residents complain about now.

Joey Chestnut wins Nathans Hot Dog contest for fourth year in a row, and Kobiashi the old champ gets arrested for making an ass of himself after the contest that he was not even a competitor in because he wouldnt sign a contract with the IFOCE.

A recession occurs when your neighbor loses his job.

A depression occurs when you lose your job.

Recovery occurs when Obama, Pelosi and Reid lose their job!!!!!!!!